So i guess be thankful the creepy guy at the corner store with chest hair greece and a fart like cologne isn’t your step dad… Unless he is, than I’m sorry
I’m a 28 year old aspiring comedian who had to get a ride to a show today from his mom. It was at this point I’m sitting in the passenger seat, stewing in my own failure,contemplating to myself if I am a full blown retard or just really really really stupid and irresponsible that I asked myself “Can things get worse!?” several minutes later while I’m getting cigarettes the creepy pakistani guy who works at my local corner store tells me mom is hot… For a moment the visual of that guy banging my mom appeared in my head and I realized the universe answered my question YES THINGS CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE
For those of you that don’t know Lawrence Taylor is a NFL hall of fame inductee who admitted to doing cocaine and drinking alcohol on the sidelines of games, was arrested for having sex with underage prostitutes, lost all of his money smoking crack and buying cool lightning jewelry and didn’t even know his super bowl ring was up for auction…
@OsiUmenyiora is going to buy back LT’s super bowl ring for over $100,000 and give it back to him which means you can buy it in a NY pawnshop in 2 weeks for $200
My cousin is getting out of jail so they are throwing him a “getting out of prison party”… They should throw everyone else a “never went to prison party” and not invite him because he just got of jail and he scares me
